February 2012
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Gospel truth
If anyone I care about even pretends to be upset with me I will have a panic attack right then and there.
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My business cards should read “consistent and dependable fallback plan”
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Everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.
– David Foster Wallace (via wildhorsescouldntdragmeaway)
I just feel like forces are aligning somewhere and there’s going to be trouble today.
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Me: If you could have a knight's title, what would it be?
Lydia: Lady Dick Slicer
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I would like to extend a sincere "FUCK YOU" to...
I already shave my legs and shape my eyebrows and exfoliate like a motherfucker and other shit that I don’t have to do, but I’m ok with it because I like the feeling of smooth legs and the smell of my face wash. But now you’re telling me that I have to literally cover my whole face so IT LOOKS LIKE I DON’T HAVE PORES? EVERYONE HAS PORES, REVLON. Fuck you and fuck this whole...
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I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks...
– M.I.A.
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The first thing I heard this morning was “you stay in bed, I’ll get us coffee”. I could have died.
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No one could blame American women here if they all suddenly decided to leave the...
– John Oliver on American contraception debates, The Bugle 183. (via futureabortiondoctor)
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Proud to be a Pro-Life Feminist.
speakfortheweak:
The abortion procedure is an exploitation of women, not “reproductive freedom.” Being able to say you’re allowed to end a life inside of you, which is made with half your DNA, and a 50% chance it will be a FEMALE, should not be something to be proud of. Choose life for your unborn baby, and show people how strong a woman can really be when put into difficult situations that...
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dallasclayton:
LIBERATION Try not to let your personal pursuit of happiness be disfigured by public opinion on age and income.
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When you’re first falling for somebody, there’s that period where...
– Ira Glass
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M: Why does the government not subsidize tampons?
A: I do not know. That would definitely make my life easier
M: It's fucking highway robbery. If I can't chill for a week with my girls in a red tent, the state should pay for me to be a functional menstruator.
A: My future career is to be a lobbyist for menstruation
M: We can be the League of Red Tents